The Blood Sport of the Internet

Blogging...it seems to me that this is the wave of the future. I have seen the stars turn in the heavens and I have seen a strong man cry. Now I have joined the techno-age and all shall cower before the greatness of my wit, wisdom, grace and really bitchin sword...Just playing. I have, though, looked at the world at large and seen that all who posess any margin of techno-know-how and an ego are posting a blog, and I figured,"why not? Shit...could be fun." Besides I believe that people are interested in me and the wacky antics of my hangers on, so...here goes.

My name is Todd, or The Todd, or Burning Daylight, or Baghdad Jones, or The Cloudgatherer...and I am the founding member of the too much fun club. We are a group of people who are dedicated to a life of enjoyment, bacchanalia, sport, politics, rum, music, mischief, and of course fun. This is not to say that we are a group of degenerate wastrals who do nothing that is not related in some way to debauchery and merry-making. We all have real jobs and are, for the most part, decent people. We have just come to the realisation that life only happens to those that live it and when your time is done, you are done. Not to discredit religion and the soul, but I may not be back.

Other member of the club (also known as the honour roll) are as follows:

Heather Elliott (My Wife)
Jeff Potts (My Roommate)
Joseph Baker (A random Fella)
Neil Witherell (Nextdoor Neighbor)
Trystan Hill (My Australian)
David Monge (My Token Hispanic Friend)
The Arbitor (Heather's Turtle)
Mark Metzger (My Director)
Dr. Hunter Stockton Thompson (President Emeritus)

honourary members include (but are not limited too):

W. Trent Elliott (my brother)
Jenny Elliott (his wife)
Mallory Elliott (The Cutest)
Tanner O'Connor (My Other Brother)
Tiffany Elliott (My sister)
Skip Hobba (My Cousin)
Kirby Hobba (His Wife)
Kayla Hobba (The Cutest number 2)
Jasmine (The Cutest number 3)
John and Trish Miller (Good Friends and Original Members)
Tony Gultice (My Hacker)
David and Maria Combs (Too much Fun, Middletown Branch)
Ginger and Mike O'Connor and Scott and Amy Elliott (My parents and without whom I would not even know what too much fun was)

That's all for now. and now that you know who we are, I will begin to post stories of our adventures as well as pictures as soon as I load them.

Watch out world...here's lookin up yer kilt.